Delightful Distortions
The Delightful Distortions series is being picked up by a publisher in 2025, which means we are liquidating the very last of the original self-pub prints.
SAVE on AUTOGRAPHED COPIES!!! BUY DIRECT! One book for $20 or the set for $35 ($5 s/h).
$15 for our Oops book or $30 when paired with Whispering Corn ($5 s/h).
Contact me to purchase via PayPal, or I'll send you a link to order by credit/debit through my co-illustrator's site.
Giggling Pumpkins
Giggling Pumpkins Oops! (small print count)
Giggling Pumpkins
Most people assume pumpkins grow in pumpkin patches, but they don't! This book is the untold truth(ish) story of how pumpkins really come to be.
Whispering Corn
Giggling Pumpkins Oops! (small print count)
Giggling Pumpkins
Why is corn grown in rows instead of all willy-nilly? How are corn mazes cut? This is the truth(ish) about what has been going on in cornfields for years when nobody is looking. Maybe that shush sound you hear when the wind blows isn't really from the wind in the leaves!
Giggling Pumpkins Oops! (small print count)
Giggling Pumpkins Oops! (small print count)
Giggling Pumpkins Oops! (small print count)
The same story, the same art, but the rookie attempt at publishing. In addition to the cover page signatures, we're hand-signing and numbering the spot of the type-o no proofreader caught! (It's only one letter on a bonus game page. The story text is all correct!)